let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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