who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
When are your genitals available?
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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