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say what?
wanna hang out?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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