mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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