Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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