do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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