She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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