.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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