And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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