I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
