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so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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