Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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