Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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