You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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