"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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