bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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