whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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