Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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