So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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