What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
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You. Win. At. Life.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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