I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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