wat bout pragnant strippers??
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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