I like my sex mixed with concussions.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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