you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Enjoy the penises
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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