When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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