i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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