So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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