im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
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