Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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