You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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