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Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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