Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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