I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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