Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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