Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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