So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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