dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
my poor anus
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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