they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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