You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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