Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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