Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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