Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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