Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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