dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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