some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Everyone says I win the strip club
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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