That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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