I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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