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I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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