I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
being pregnant is like rehab
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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