so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
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