Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
send nudes
from the living room?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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