Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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