So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we have pet lesbian snakes
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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