just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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