did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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